How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
Baby Derek not putting up with Stiles’ shit tbh
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
anon requested: mickey milkovich + 10 character traits
Why aren’t we doing this in all 50 states??
moving to Iowa
is there a way to petition for this to be a required class for graduating in all 50 states???
all over the world pls tbh
Lets do this, although EVERYONE should be required to take it.