i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
BABESThe only couple that mattered
Welcome to the United States of America.
What the actual fuck.
dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet
You guys want to know why the government doesn’t want us to use renewable resources???? BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE NO MONEYYYYYY.
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap